“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”

There is so much truth behind this.
Living here sucks

(Source: jesus-san, via emilyshemily)

— 2 days ago with 186375 notes

awwlawl:

maskedruins:

jimikissedthesky:

Our entire world history nailed.

Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.

Exactly

this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.

(Source: drrestless, via u-r-i-c)

— 4 days ago with 357870 notes
yankees:

Ichiro hit a big home run tonight and received this priceless reaction from Derek Jeter.

yankees:

Ichiro hit a big home run tonight and received this priceless reaction from Derek Jeter.

(via otos)

— 5 days ago with 1994 notes

edweezymusic:

Timeflies — Doin’ It Right

— 1 week ago with 39 notes

cburkett013:

Happy dance party Friday. 

Timeflies - All the Way

— 1 week ago with 105 notes

I had such a great trip to California. I even got to visit my own heaven on earth & realized I am placed on this earth to be a pro kayaker. Anyways, I’m back in Tempe, and I could not be happier. California is nice, but Tempe is now my home. ✌️

— 1 week ago

Swept/washed off patio
cleaned out fridge
3 loads of laundry
Scrubbed tub/toliet
Organized closet
Washed down counters
Made lunch
Dishes

—all done in less than 3 hours.
Call me a transformer, because I’m a cleaning machine. ✌️

— 1 week ago with 1 note

Double standards make the world go round

— 1 week ago